- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

One, two, three, four and five

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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