Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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