- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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