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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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