your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Once upon a time a was born

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

AIDS

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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