- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I'm rick james bitch

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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