a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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