what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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