Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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