A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Diarrhea

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Beka has AIDS

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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