Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

SHUT UP JP

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Anti Joke

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