- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Oh, go away

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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