What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Caramel Boing.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Oh s***

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Phew... it's gone.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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