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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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