- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A bar walks into a man

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Andoni was here

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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