Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Ebola

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

these are shit

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Tilt your screen back

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