- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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