How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Guess what? I like trains.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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