- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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