What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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