Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Dumb

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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