why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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