What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

why does the man appear fat he is

drugs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A dancer walks into a barre

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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