- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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