There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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