- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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