Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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