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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

One, two, three, four and five

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.