What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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