What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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