- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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