Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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9/11

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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womens rights.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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