- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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