- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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