In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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