- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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