BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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