How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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