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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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