- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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