A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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