Nobody cares maddie!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

read this sentence again.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

good looking women

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Anti Joke

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