- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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