what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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good looking women

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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