- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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