- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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