- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Once upon a time a was born

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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