what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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