What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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