- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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