Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Ready for something funny? nothing

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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