- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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