An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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pudding

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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