What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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You idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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