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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Don't believe in Atheists.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally