what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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