- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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