What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Your're racist.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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