- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

This is an anti- joke

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Small Penis.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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