Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

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