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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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black chicken. kfc

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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