What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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