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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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