- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Lil Wayne

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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