Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

your life

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

cory

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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