- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, yup.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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