Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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