- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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