what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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