Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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