- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

an emo girl walked into a white room

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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