What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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the game

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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