- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A black person dies.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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