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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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