- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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