- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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