Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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