- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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