- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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