- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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