"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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swag

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A pope meets another one

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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