- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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