- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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