two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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the NAACP

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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