- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

I went to work today....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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