- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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