- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.