patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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silver bullet?

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sfdg

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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