- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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