- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Robin, get in the car!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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