A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Diarrhea

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A women in the kitchen.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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