are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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