- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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