- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Anti Joke

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