What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A black person dies.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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