- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

why did the zebra cross the road?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

The duck didn't cross the road.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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