- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Guest what? Dog

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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