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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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