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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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