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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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