Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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