Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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