- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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