- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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