- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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