What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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