- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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