A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Lil Wayne

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

No it doesnt..

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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