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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola