- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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