- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

No it doesnt..

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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