- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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