- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Pianos.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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