- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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