Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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