whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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