Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

This is an anti- joke

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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