- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what are three short words? i a am

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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